Apex was phone

I don't use my cell for much.  It's a smartphone, so I generally use the PDA functions a lot more than the actual phone.  Aside from getting spam texts from a friend of mine and occasional telemarketers, I rarely spend more than a few minutes a day typing out replies or talking on it.

Today however I recieved a random text from a number I didn't recognize, and couldn't help but have a wee bit of fun with the guy on the other end.  I was at work the whole time so I didn't draw it out quite as long as Swiss' professionally trained trolls.

???: Hey whos number is this?

Me: Probably not who you think it is.  I don't recognize your number either, if that's any consolation.

???: Ha ok well this is shawn anderson*

Me: Nice to meet you, Shawn.  Can I ask where you got this number from?

Shawn: Idk it was in my phone who is this though?

Me: By "in my phone" do you mean "it was there when I bought it" or "I saved it but forgot who you are"?

Shawn: I mean someone took my phone n put this number in

Me: Oh, well in that case I completely understand.  You don't remember who it was, do you?

Shawn: Ok but who is this?

Me: Shawn, bear with me here.  Only a handful of people know my cell number.  If someone's putting it on random phones I'd really like to know who's doing it.

Shawn: Idk who it was just tell me who it is.

Me: I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.

Shawn: U spelled it wrong.

Me: You really don't know who I am?

Shawn: No

Me: IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!

Shawn: Ok who ever this is is rly annoying.

Me: Shawn, you've been a good sport.  I honestly don't know you or how my number found its way to your phone.  Why don't we keep it that way?  Have a nice day.